Lapdabkik Niglindot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, staggering badger.

Lapdabkik Niglindot created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapdabkik Niglindot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lapdabkik Niglindot, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lapdabkik Niglindot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Lapdabkik Niglindot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Lapdabkik Niglindot in the centre of the settlement.