Jamarfgep is a god.
She takes the form of a small, sapient
fox.
Jamarfgep created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jamarfgep, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Jamarfgep, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Jamarfgep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Jamarfgep's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing yellow shorts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your arms.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never think about quantum gravity.