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He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong giraffe.

Vadbodnigratfabbonnarlfab created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadbodnigratfabbonnarlfab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vadbodnigratfabbonnarlfab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Vadbodnigratfabbonnarlfab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vadbodnigratfabbonnarlfab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.