Dodnutvidvag is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, amazing
parrot.
Dodnutvidvag created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodnutvidvag, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dodnutvidvag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Dodnutvidvag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Dodnutvidvag's Holy Commandments1. Dodnutvidvag loves cats, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Run away from fawn dolphins, for they are unholy.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Seals are not to be trusted.