Fubdotrag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest lobster.

Fubdotrag created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdotrag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fubdotrag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fubdotrag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fubdotrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing orange ear rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not listen to music.