Fubdotrag is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest
lobster.
Fubdotrag created Africa five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubdotrag, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fubdotrag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Fubdotrag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Fubdotrag's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing orange ear rings.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
5. Do not listen to music.