Ganmotkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise bat.

Ganmotkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganmotkik, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ganmotkik, he will turn you into a mole.

Ganmotkik's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ganmotkik's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ganmotkik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.