Tafdodnutpon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless hydra.

Tafdodnutpon created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tafdodnutpon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafdodnutpon, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tafdodnutpon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tafdodnutpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Tafdodnutpon.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.