Dimfarren is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy squirrel.

Dimfarren created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimfarren, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimfarren, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dimfarren's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dimfarren's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.