Cunlibhug Mipfenlen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest fox.

Cunlibhug Mipfenlen created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlibhug Mipfenlen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cunlibhug Mipfenlen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cunlibhug Mipfenlen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cunlibhug Mipfenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed spinach to tapirs while wearing white coats.

3. Hide if five moths approach from the east.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.