Dityikwod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless toad.

Dityikwod created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dityikwod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dityikwod, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dityikwod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dityikwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Worship no other gods but Dityikwod.