Didhonjig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart cat.

Didhonjig created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Didhonjig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didhonjig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Didhonjig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Didhonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.