Karwatbarnafcepvog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil dog.

Karwatbarnafcepvog created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Karwatbarnafcepvog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Karwatbarnafcepvog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Karwatbarnafcepvog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Karwatbarnafcepvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear black.