Sab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous swallow.

Sab created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sab, she will manifest in front of you.

Sab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear indigo scarves.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.