Zodcedstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing scorpion.

Zodcedstaf created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodcedstaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zodcedstaf, it will think nothing of it.

Zodcedstaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Zodcedstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Zodcedstaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always obey Zodcedstaf's priests.

4. Never feed lots of beans to mice while wearing black shoes.

5. Never hop in holy places.