Fumhotdud is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omniscient snake.

Fumhotdud created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhotdud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fumhotdud, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fumhotdud's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fumhotdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Never sing near snakes.