Cudcebnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless beaver.

Cudcebnutt created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudcebnutt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudcebnutt, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cudcebnutt's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cudcebnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never paint your back yellow.

3. Never feed gooseberries to aardvarks while wearing red shoes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cudcebnutt.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.