Mutdosshitpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless newt.

Mutdosshitpod created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdosshitpod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mutdosshitpod, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mutdosshitpod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mutdosshitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.