Bogbessbit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain dragon.

Bogbessbit created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbessbit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogbessbit, he will turn you into a slug.

Bogbessbit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bogbessbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bogbessbit in the centre of the settlement.