Rullpasnak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable eagle.

Rullpasnak created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpasnak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rullpasnak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rullpasnak's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rullpasnak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rullpasnak on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to tortoises while wearing brown trousers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.