Libquagsag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical crow.

Libquagsag created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libquagsag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Libquagsag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Libquagsag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Libquagsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.