Rowyimflap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate owl.

Rowyimflap created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowyimflap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowyimflap, it will be very sad.

Rowyimflap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rowyimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.