Febfunbus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate badger.

Febfunbus created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febfunbus, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febfunbus, it will turn you into a frog.

Febfunbus' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Febfunbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Never look in ponds.