Fodtinpark Watsabpag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, confident walrus.

Fodtinpark Watsabpag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodtinpark Watsabpag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fodtinpark Watsabpag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fodtinpark Watsabpag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fodtinpark Watsabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about dark energy near dogs while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.