Pinjinflig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic raccoon.

Pinjinflig created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinjinflig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinjinflig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pinjinflig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pinjinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.