Wabbumgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless skunk.

Wabbumgess created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbumgess, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabbumgess, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wabbumgess' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wabbumgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray immersed in water.