Bosslopnib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful camel.

Bosslopnib created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosslopnib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bosslopnib, he will manifest in front of you.

Bosslopnib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bosslopnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bosslopnib.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Always obey Bosslopnib's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.