Bumdibcardib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing fairy.

Bumdibcardib created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Bumdibcardib, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bumdibcardib, he will manifest in front of you.

Bumdibcardib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bumdibcardib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Bumdibcardib's priests.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never eat green fruit.