Wegfitsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty deer.

Wegfitsat created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfitsat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wegfitsat, he will be very unhappy.

Wegfitsat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wegfitsat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Always wear white.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wegfitsat.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt turtles.