Kenwabhat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish bee.

Kenwabhat created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Kenwabhat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kenwabhat, it will turn you into a frog.

Kenwabhat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kenwabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Kenwabhat in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must love Kenwabhat.

4. Kenwabhat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.