Baggidjop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy raven.

Baggidjop created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggidjop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Baggidjop, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Baggidjop's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Baggidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Baggidjop first in all things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat nuts.