Yarpbaphap Bosskamtimhitbadgig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish goblin.

Yarpbaphap Bosskamtimhitbadgig created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbaphap Bosskamtimhitbadgig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarpbaphap Bosskamtimhitbadgig, she will remove you from existence.

Yarpbaphap Bosskamtimhitbadgig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yarpbaphap Bosskamtimhitbadgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.