Monbundonbut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective pigeon.

Monbundonbut created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbundonbut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Monbundonbut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Monbundonbut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Monbundonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near turtles.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if seven ducks approach from the south.