Nakfubhudspagtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless wyrm.

Nakfubhudspagtetti created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Nakfubhudspagtetti, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nakfubhudspagtetti, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nakfubhudspagtetti's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nakfubhudspagtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Nakfubhudspagtetti on top of important buildings.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Never wear shorts.