Bitdamnat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful dog.

Bitdamnat created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitdamnat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitdamnat, he will curse you with boils.

Bitdamnat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bitdamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Run away if four sheep approach from the west.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.