Dussjinbon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful tapir.

Dussjinbon created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussjinbon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dussjinbon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dussjinbon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dussjinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near turtles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.