Fligstafyim Quambigtik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent hamster.

Fligstafyim Quambigtik created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fligstafyim Quambigtik, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fligstafyim Quambigtik, she will turn you into a rat.

Fligstafyim Quambigtik's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fligstafyim Quambigtik's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Always look after injured sharks.