Boggunkip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent turtle.

Boggunkip created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggunkip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Boggunkip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Boggunkip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Boggunkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near ducks while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your hands.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed garlic to dolphins while wearing corsets.