Dotcipcid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced yak.

Dotcipcid created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotcipcid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotcipcid, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dotcipcid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dotcipcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.