Nigmongut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart centaur.

Nigmongut created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nigmongut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nigmongut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nigmongut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nigmongut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Never feed limes to porpoises while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Worship no other gods but Nigmongut.