Futdadhud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring warg.

Futdadhud created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Futdadhud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Futdadhud, he will have a low opinion of you.

Futdadhud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Futdadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never paint your legs black.