Tagcadsan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind monkey.

Tagcadsan created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagcadsan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tagcadsan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tagcadsan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tagcadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick mites.