Venafkon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident gerbil.

Venafkon created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Venafkon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Venafkon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Venafkon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Venafkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Venafkon nine times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Venafkon.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.