Kikhudyok is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair shark.

Kikhudyok created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikhudyok, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kikhudyok, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kikhudyok's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kikhudyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.