Gumkanbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, effective bird.

Gumkanbun created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumkanbun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gumkanbun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gumkanbun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gumkanbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always stare at clouds.