Niltitvidafnullkanflabben is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful capybara.

Niltitvidafnullkanflabben created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niltitvidafnullkanflabben, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Niltitvidafnullkanflabben, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Niltitvidafnullkanflabben's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Niltitvidafnullkanflabben's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never feed peanuts to swans while wearing boots.