Hasmifjad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow parrot.

Hasmifjad created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasmifjad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hasmifjad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hasmifjad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hasmifjad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hasmifjad.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. You must love Hasmifjad.