Ruttdottan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable duck.

Ruttdottan created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdottan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ruttdottan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ruttdottan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ruttdottan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never paint your back orange.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.