Bimarpbed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid cobra.

Bimarpbed created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bimarpbed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimarpbed, it will destroy your home planet.

Bimarpbed's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bimarpbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Run away if four moths approach from the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Bimarpbed on top of important buildings.