Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous goose.

Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar, she will turn you into a goat.

Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Gigsitbestgunpognilnillyar loves mice, so they must be honoured.