Dodzandotlatnuttgidrawhot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered parrot.

Dodzandotlatnuttgidrawhot created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodzandotlatnuttgidrawhot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodzandotlatnuttgidrawhot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dodzandotlatnuttgidrawhot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dodzandotlatnuttgidrawhot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.